*passado and I were doing perhaps the most boring homework ever together which involves a powerpoint about charges... In fact it IS a powerpoint about charges. SO I wrote Phil a note on my computer while she wrote back on her computer. We do not talk about things by just speaking, we are much cooler. BWAHAHA! *ahem*. Anyway, here is the convo we had and I shall fill in the bits that were in her computer so that I could not copy and paste them.

I HATE STUDYING SO MUCH I THINK I WILL DIE. SERIOUSLY. I WOULD RATHER MUCH BE IN SPANISH CONVO RIGHT NOW AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING. ALSO CHARGES SUCK. BAD. ASS. LIKE SASUKE. HOW MUCH IS THAT WATCH? THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS TO KNOW. YOU ARE DISTRACTING ME FAR TOO MUCH PHILLIPAH BRIAN. BRIANTON. BRIAN BRIANTON THE ACTOR. ESS. NOT. BWAHI. I THINK I HAVE FINALLY LOST THE PLOT. THAT IS WHAT THIS POWERPOINT HAS DRIVEN ME TO. AND I’LL BE LIKE MRS EVANS AND SAY “OH I’VE LOST MY MARBLES” ALL THE TIME BUT I’LL ACTUALLY MEAN IT. THAT’S BAD PHIL.
*passado: I hate powerpoints.
I DON’T ACTUALLY MIND POWERPOINTS SO MUCH IT’S JUST CHARGES. WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT CHARGES, HUH? WHAT MAKES THEM THINK THEY CAN BOSS US ABOUT BY HAVING TO LEARN ABOUT THEM? HUH? HUH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? LONE QUESTION MARK. HOW SAD.
*passado: Yeah, all charges do is make everything we like work like iPods... computers... The universe. So you're right they aren't that special
EXACTLY HAMILLE. THEY’RE SO GEH.
*passado: I believe the correct spelling is ghey
IF I SAID GHEY I WOULD BE COMPYING NOW WOULDN’T I?
*passado: Compying?
IF I SAID COPYING THAT BE COMPYING NOW WOULDN’T IT?
*passado: stfu
STFU? YOU STFU! THAT RHYMES. I PAWN.
*passado: You so do not pawn. I stfued first.
STFU INFINITY. AND YES I DO PAWN LIKE A PRAWN.
*passado: stfu + infinity
THAT DOESN’T EXIST.
*passado: does
SO DOES NOT.YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
*passado: of what? Your face?
MY PAWNINGNESS AND ALSO MY FACE BECAUSE IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL IT CAN MAKE GROWN MEN CRY WITH JOY.
*passado: .....
TALK TO ME PHIL.